arbitrary but fun Friday- worst restroom

this is a cool idea of Michael Berube's post a random, fun topic for discussion.
as I was visiting the almost aggressively clean restroom at work today, the thought crossed my mind of the worst public restrooms I have ever visited. I haven't made it to the worst WC in Scotland, but i've seen two memorably bad situations, both here in Minnesota.

the lowest of the low is the overglorified outhouse in the city park in Milan (pronounced My-lawn) MN. stinky, filthy, the whole works. The worst indoor flush restroom i've ever visited was in Madelia, MN (just southwest of Mankato) this was one of those outside of the gas station deals where you have to ask the clerk for the key... the station was in the middle of town (off the highway, which otherwise bypasses town) and was pretty seedy looking, but I was at a stage where beggars couldn't be choosers. lets just say I was glad that the only thing I had to touch was the door handle. I felt cleaner for NOT washing my hands. just thinking about the experience still makes me shudder.